Monday's Frustration

[Verse 1]
Paper stuck tight
Monday's bitter plight

[Chorus]
Oh, printer dear, why dost thou fail?
Every Monday, my heart doth sail
In a sea of rage, I toss and turn
Printer, printer, why this curse that burns?

[Verse 2]
Ink flows no more
Monday's jammed once more

[Chorus]
Oh, printer dear, why dost thou fail?
Every Monday, my heart doth sail
In a sea of rage, I toss and turn
Printer, printer, why this curse that burns?

[Bridge]
Tears of frustration fall
As I pull and tug, and hear it all
The sound of ripping, the sound of pain
Monday's printer, driving me insane

[Chorus]
Oh, printer dear, why dost thou fail?
Every Monday, my heart doth sail
In a sea of rage, I toss and turn
Printer, printer, why this curse that burns?